Fresh off the morning presses…..

“Scientists probe giant squid sex secrets” - a report that investigates the propagation techniques of Architeuthis, who is apparently more saucy than we realized….

Group sex

He says the reproductive habits of giant squids are particularly interesting and will be the focus of much study.

“[We will look at] whether it has been mated or not. Whether it is a male or female.

“Giants have very strange sexual behaviour where the male has a metre-long muscular penis that he uses a bit like a nail gun and shoots cords of sperm under the skin of the female’s arms and she carries the sperm around with her until she is ready to lay her big jelly mass of a million eggs.

“[We want to find out[ whether they gather somewhere together to mass-breed.

Take that, Marquis de Sade!

Cap’n Jimmy’s Friday Follies - Now on Friday!

Update: Games on at Jericho W. vs Spotty and the Dogs and Britches n’Hose

I have to admit…as the week wore on I thought to myself “I got nothing good for Friday Follies. Nada.” That being the case it’s time to dip into the reserve tank and bring out the childhood memories:

If you remember these, then you’re as old as me. If you know the words, then you’re as pathetic as me. Finally, as those that follow the news know, a video of a “live alien” was screened for the press last night at a Denver press conference. It wasn’t made available to the public, but fortunately someone leaked it onto Youtube:

A Cap’n Jimmy Bonus! Italian Spiderman!

Because today is special

Cap’n Jimmy’s Friday Follies - The unbelievable Thursday night edition

While boom times still remain here in LotusLand, the signs and portents of economic turmoil can be seen here and there and everywhere. So I thoughts to meself “Jimmy….the Squids need a good, short, accurate YouTube video about the Great Depression….just in case”.

And this is that video.

Our next games are at UBC.

Joanna Ng’s Hero of the Game ©

Paul and Eleni! Showing their loyalty to the team even
if it means losing sleep!

Cap’n Jimmy’s Friday Follies - Special Victoria Day edition

Since this is a long weekend, it’s probably best to get a jump on the attendance situation. But first….the greatest performance of fusion jazz, rock, classical and opera sung in the Kobaïan language ever captured on video:

(Wait until 1:39 in)

Cap’n Jimmy’s Friday Follies - Saturday Edition

I love Rod and Chad’s new video!

Next game is a single header at UBC R - 6pm v. Britches N’Hoes

Joanna Ng’s Hero of the Game ©

Patrick the sub: “for his freakish rolling, diving catching abilities.”

New uniform thread

The frontrunners: light orange, periwinkle, and olive.

My comment: what the hell is periwinkle?

Practice?

Is there any interest in a practice to iron out some kinks? Sundays or Monday evenings would seem to be the best and only option.